Cocktails

This is my list of some of my favourite cocktails.

Cocktails are what you get when you mix mild poisons of different flavours together and drink them. If the poisons are mild enough, you get a buzz rather than immediate harm. If the flavours are right, they taste good. You should note that even though the poisons are mild and there are no immediate harms, there can still be mild harms. And they impair your judgment, so don’t operate heavy machinery or drive or anything stupid like that.

Anyhow, here are the recipes:

• Boulevardier
• Chocolate Orange Martini
• Death in the Gulf Stream
• Grand Manhattan
• Jam Jam Martini
• Lemon Drop Martini
• Mint Julep
• Moscow Mule
• Paper Plane
• Port Old Fashioned
• Rosemary Bourbon Maple Sour
• Side Car
• Suffering Bastard
• The End of the Road